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    Ten Steps Behind

    Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

    I’m stalling right now. I have a big paper that is due tomorrow night and I have totally hit a wall. So instead of researching and writing I’m cleaning windows, scrubbing baseboards…..blogging. This whole school thing isn’t coming quite as naturally as I would have hoped, and the lack of focus is making me edgy. Yesterday I deliberately made a stranger feel like a giant turd because she implied that all good parents who love their children home-school. Or at least that’s what I thought she was implying. I keep telling myself that when the kids go back to school and I have more time to myself it will be better. Then I will have more uninterrupted time to study…or clean. I feel like cleaning is a justifiable excuse for not studying because its a rather large component of my current full time job. Which is really the heart of my issue. Right now I am a full time stay at home mom and a full time student. Next year I will be a full time mom and student with (hopefully) a full time teaching job. And the balancing out of all these terribly important full time tasks seems beyond my ability. When will I find time to study for the three Praxis tests I have to take that are above and beyond my coursework? I dunno. What will I do for childcare next June when my school schedule goes from nights and weekends to every day from 9-5 and my parents will be in Africa? I dunno. How will I work out the details of getting Corbin settled in his first year of Kindergarten, Bennett in some kind of five day a week program where he will be well cared for and challenged, and me in a full time job that satisfies my student teaching requirement, allows me to start paying back my student loans and keeps me on the same basic school schedule as my kids? I. DON’T. KNOW!!!!!

    And that’s the problem. I don’t like to start something until I have clearly mapped out each of the ten steps that lie ahead. But this time I just jumped. I felt like I was supposed to do something that didn’t totally make sense. I still feel like I am supposed to do this something. But I had hoped that more solutions would have solidified by now. So many things are out of my hands, and it seems I have no choice but to find peace in the not knowing.

    I AM Iron Man!

    Friday, June 18th, 2010

    So I made it through the first day, and I have to say it was pretty wonderful.  I am so excited about this opportunity to learn and to grow. Today I find myself in a very peaceful place, which of course makes me want to share a funny picture of my boys  :)

    No Turning Back

    Thursday, June 17th, 2010

    Its finally here. Today is my first day of school. Everything has been signed, passed and filled out. Now all that’s left to do is figure out where the heck I’m going and try not to throw up. The funny thing is, the rest of the world seems to think that this is a totally normal day!? Like maybe me trying to reactivate my long dormant brain isn’t quite the epic endeavor that I’m making it out to be…..weird.

    Just Lay Off

    Monday, June 14th, 2010

    I start school this Thursday. To say I’m anxious is an understatement. I haven’t had a good night of sleep in weeks.  My dreams range from the extremely violent to the extremely absurd, but they always involve someone being out to get me. And now that paranoid feeling is bleeding over into my waking hours. For example:

    • Bennett went pee pee on the potty for the first time last week. He did it at my mom’s house…when I wasn’t there…and he refuses to do it again. Clearly its because he doesn’t like me.
    • I went for a walk the other day with the kids and I was convinced that every dog, squirrel and old lady we passed meant us some bodily harm. At one point a van with its doors open was blocking my path.  I high tailed it in the other direction, nervously glancing over my shoulder every step of the way.
    • Today the washing machine started pouring out black smoke while I was trying to wash a load of the boys’ clothes. Now even our appliances are out to get me!

    I’ve had this Bare Naked Ladies song in my head all week:

    Get In Line

    Everywhere I go someone’s tryin’ to be my girlfriend’s best friend
    I’m tryin’ to pretend I’m relaxed but I’m playin’ castanets with my knees
    I try to be cool and give her space
    But a guy’s always there ready to jump right up and take my place
    Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool out of me.

    Everybody open you’re mouth
    Everybody just say ahhhhh (ah ahh ahh ahhhhh)
    Everything will be all right
    If you play along

    Everywhere I go there’s someone in a trench coat staring at me
    When I’m not at home I’m sure someone’s rummaging through my trash
    Whatever could they want from me
    Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy?
    I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash.

    Everybody open you’re mouth
    Everybody just say ahhhhh (ah ahh ahh ahhhhh)
    Everything will be all right
    This won’t hurt at all

    Everybody get in line
    Everybody turn and cough (cooouuuggghhh)
    Everything will be all right
    If you just lay off

    Dictate a memo to myself
    Try to find if I’m the only one in complete health
    Consult contemporaries if there’s some to see
    There really isn’t anyone who’s in my league

    Every night at elaine’s someone thinks they have to find beyond me
    I try to take three deep breaths as I lock and arm my mini-van
    Everyone says I’m looking great
    But it’s hard to stand-up let alone to try to concentrate
    I wish that everyone that I knew hadn’t sold out to the man

    Everybody open you’re mouth
    Everybody just say ahhhhh (ah ahh ahh ahhhhh)
    Everything will be all right
    This won’t hurt at all

    Everybody get in line
    Everybody turn and cough (cooouuuggghhh)
    Everything will be all right
    If you just lay
    Everything will be all right
    If you just lay
    Everything will be all right
    If you just lay off